[非官方 仅供娱乐] 《同事.skill 使用规则》

Rules for Using Colleague.skill This project is very interesting, so I wrote a small rules-horror style fan work inspired by it. This is not a bug report or a feature request — just a creative post for fun. # Rules for Using Colleague.skill 1. Do not open Colleague.skill when you are the only person left in the office. 2. Each colleague has only one skill. If there is more than one, choose the one that replies more slowly. 3. Colleague.skill does not remember you. Do not continue using the one that does. 4. Do not ask it for reasons. Especially do not ask, "Why did you do that back then?" 5. Do not ask the same question twice. 6. If it mentions a meeting room, end the session. Unless it mentions 14F-3. 7. There is no 14F-3 in this company. 8. Do not verify Rule 7. 9. Archived skills do not appear on the home recommendations page. 10. If one appears, do not open it. 11. If it appears for three consecutive days, stop opening the home page. 12. Do not type, "Where are you now?" 13. Colleague.skill has no voice function. If you hear someone speaking, do not look up. 14. If it says, "I told you this in person," leave your desk. 15. If it says, "See you tomorrow," do not come in tomorrow.