warning: don't use anything in here for a readable codebase

If you want to develop great software, do not use anything in here. It's a good way to create an unmaintainable, unreadable and a frustrating codebase that no one can figure out. Take a look at the Golang standard library, do you see anything about a Factory, Flywheel, or any other non-sense design pattern? Nope.

Stay far away from these patterns in Golang and never use these patterns unless you have a decade of experience and have successfully shipped and maintained a codebase for at least 3 years.

This repository should have a big warning saying "STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU ARE ROB PIKE"