[非官方 just for fun] 《同事.skill 使用规则》

规则怪谈二创：同事.skill 使用规则

这个项目很有意思，我顺手写了一版规则怪谈风格的二创。
不是 bug，不是功能建议，纯属玩梗分享。

《同事.skill 使用规则》

1. 不要在只剩你一人的时候打开同事.skill。

2. 每位同事只有一个 skill。
   如果不是，就选回复慢的那个。

3. 同事.skill 不记得你。
   记得你的那个不要继续用。

4. 不要问它原因。
   尤其不要问“你当时为什么这么做”。

5. 同一个问题不要问两次。

6. 如果它提到会议室，请结束会话。
   提到 14F-3 的除外。

7. 公司没有 14F-3。

8. 不要核实第 7 条。

9. 归档 skill 不会出现在首页推荐。

10. 出现了也不要点开。

11. 连续出现三天，就不要再看首页。

12. 不要输入“你现在在哪”。

13. 同事.skill 没有语音功能。
    如果你听见有人在说话，不要抬头。

14. 如果它说“这个我当面和你说过”，离开工位。

15. 如果它说明天见，明天不要来。

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Rules for Using Colleague.skill

This project is very interesting, so I wrote a small rules-horror style fan work inspired by it.
This is not a bug report or a feature request — just a creative post for fun.

1. Do not open Colleague.skill when you are the only person left in the office.

2. Each colleague has only one skill.
   If there is more than one, choose the one that replies more slowly.

3. Colleague.skill does not remember you.
   Do not continue using the one that does.

4. Do not ask it for reasons.
   Especially do not ask, “Why did you do that back then?”

5. Do not ask the same question twice.

6. If it mentions a meeting room, end the session.
   Unless it mentions 14F-3.

7. There is no 14F-3 in this company.

8. Do not verify Rule 7.

9. Archived skills do not appear on the home recommendations page.

10. If one appears, do not open it.

11. If it appears for three consecutive days, stop opening the home page.

12. Do not type, “Where are you now?”

13. Colleague.skill has no voice function.
    If you hear someone speaking, do not look up.

14. If it says, “I told you this in person,” leave your desk.

15. If it says, “See you tomorrow,” do not come in tomorrow.