Needs legacy support

FizzBuzz™ Enterprise Edition™ sadly will not run on my company's cutting edge Microsoft® Windows™ 3.1™ powered PCs™. HR said that we can't get anything newer because it would "require the employees to be retrained on how to use a modern operating system", that it would "require too much downtime during upgrade" and that it's a "security risk due to the fact that upgrading requires change."

Could we please see a version that supports Microsoft® Windows™ 3.1™ PCs™? It's super cutting edge and state of the art, so I'm not sure if Oracle® Java™ Enterprise Edition™ has added support to it yet.