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Create a realistic Nepali political satire video set at the entrance of a large hydropower tunnel in Nepal.

A serious Nepali news reporter wearing a Dhaka Topi stands outside the tunnel with rescue workers, police and journalists around him. The atmosphere initially looks like a real breaking-news rescue operation.

The reporter looks directly at the camera and dramatically announces in natural Nepali:

"सुरुङभित्र फसेका सबैको उद्धार गरेर हर्केलाई भित्र कोचेर सुरुङ बन्द गरौँ!"

After saying this, maintain a completely serious news-reporter expression for a few seconds, followed by an awkward comedic pause. The rescue workers nearby look confused and exchange surprised glances, creating a clearly absurd political satire moment.

Style: realistic Nepali TV news broadcast, deadpan political comedy, cinematic newsroom-quality footage, natural Nepali dialogue and lip-sync, Dhaka Topi, realistic rescue equipment, dramatic breaking-news atmosphere, subtle comedic timing, 16:9, high detail.

Important: Make it clearly fictional political satire and absurd comedy. Do not depict actual physical harm or violence. No one is injured or trapped; the tunnel scene is staged as satire.